CBF
Friday, October 14, 2011
I have been infected by the 'CBF' pathogen. I have been prescribed the 'SHIT-ATAR-THREAT' antibiotic, but I think I have overused it, and now through natural selection, a mutated form of the 'CBF' pathogen has now reproduced and created a new strain of the 'CBF+' pathogen which is completely immune to the 'SHIT-ATAR-THREAT' antibiotic.
I have begun to show symptoms including:
- Incomplete notes
- Incomplete past papers
- Extreme procrastination
- Bouts of stress
- Excessive online shopping
- Frustration
- More online shopping
- Blogging
Currently there is no cure, but I'm sure that my 3 lines of defence are working hard to get rid of this bitch (Not the first line, because it's TOO LATE)
SOMEONE FIND ME A CURE PLEASE!
-Tonia
