Cut up and serve a super hard frozen sorbet cake to 13 people

Aunt Susan : 'Oh well, you see what I do at home when I want to eat icecream, and it's too hard is put it in the microwave for a little bit to defrost it'

Tahnee : 'How about we all just get forks and eat it without cutting it up?'

Aunt Susan : 'No seriously, we should just put in the microwave'

Aunt Shirley : ' You should never put dairy products in the microwave ever continues rant about health issues etc

My Dad : 'Nah, don't put it in the microwave, I'll just blow some warm air onto it'

Then Jason comes along

Jason : 'Yeah man, I worked out today. Gimme the knife and I'll cut it with my super massive and ripped guns (okay, he didn't say the last part but I'm sure that he meant it)

Then he takes the knife and puts on his strong face and starts to cut the cake

The cake has been cut in half

Everyone : WOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JASON

Jason : I didn't wanna cut too hard because I'm scared I might cut through to the table

Tahnee : Now you just have to cut the cake into in another 13 pieces

Jason : Glances at his 'guns' Yeah cool

Another piece of the cake has been cut! The after the 20 minutes the cake had already melted and cutting it was no longer a problem

- tonia

PS. See what I did in the title ;) I am so funnay

Cut up and serve a super hard frozen sorbet cake to 13 people

Aunt Susan : 'Oh well, you see what I do at home when I want to eat icecream, and it's too hard is put it in the microwave for a little bit to defrost it'

Tahnee : 'How about we all just get forks and eat it without cutting it up?'

Aunt Susan : 'No seriously, we should just put in the microwave'

Aunt Shirley : ' You should never put dairy products in the microwave ever continues rant about health issues etc

My Dad : 'Nah, don't put it in the microwave, I'll just blow some warm air onto it'

Then Jason comes along

Jason : 'Yeah man, I worked out today. Gimme the knife and I'll cut it with my super massive and ripped guns (okay, he didn't say the last part but I'm sure that he meant it)

Then he takes the knife and puts on his strong face and starts to cut the cake

The cake has been cut in half

Everyone : WOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JASON

Jason : I didn't wanna cut too hard because I'm scared I might cut through to the table

Tahnee : Now you just have to cut the cake into in another 13 pieces

Jason : Glances at his 'guns' Yeah cool

Another piece of the cake has been cut! The after the 20 minutes the cake had already melted and cutting it was no longer a problem

- tonia

PS. See what I did in the title ;) I am so funnay