Mo Family Problem
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
PROBLEM :
Cut up and serve a super hard frozen sorbet cake to 13 people
SOLUTION :
Aunt Susan : 'Oh well, you see what I do at home when I want to eat icecream, and it's too hard is put it in the microwave for a little bit to defrost it'
Tahnee : 'How about we all just get forks and eat it without cutting it up?'
Aunt Susan : 'No seriously, we should just put in the microwave'
Aunt Shirley : ' You should never put dairy products in the microwave ever continues rant about health issues etc
My Dad : 'Nah, don't put it in the microwave, I'll just blow some warm air onto it'
Then Jason comes along
Jason : 'Yeah man, I worked out today. Gimme the knife and I'll cut it with my super massive and ripped guns (okay, he didn't say the last part but I'm sure that he meant it)
Then he takes the knife and puts on his strong face and starts to cut the cake
10 minutes later
The cake has been cut in half
Everyone : WOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JASON
Jason : I didn't wanna cut too hard because I'm scared I might cut through to the table
Tahnee : Now you just have to cut the cake into in another 13 pieces
Jason : Glances at his 'guns' Yeah cool
After another 10 minutes
Another piece of the cake has been cut! The after the 20 minutes the cake had already melted and cutting it was no longer a problem
- tonia
PS. See what I did in the title ;) I am so funnay
Holidays !
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
I haven't posted properly in AGES! Well, here I am again. Because I kind of feel obliged to post something. Anyway, I hope that everyone's holidays have been great, because mine have been pretty alright. Monday was semi formal, and that was pretty fun. Everyone looked real pretty and all, but OMG WTF @ THE DANCEFLOOR. I got stepped on 6+ times (and 4 of those times, it was Olly >:|) But yes, the dancefloor was kindaaaa just a LITTLE bit too small.
And then after that was NAS again. For all you uncultured noobs out there, NAS is the National Art School, and its in Darlinghurst and the place used to be some woman's jail. But yeah, I went there again these holidays and drew people. And it was kinda tedious, because you can only draw naked people for so long. And the men were so gross. It was just terrible. I swear, if we didn't have to draw him, I would have assumed that he was some drunk guy who got lost and ended up in the school. He had the most disgusting hair, kinda like anime style - but more gross, probably only because it was super greasy and kinda looked like he waxed it (yes, for all you dudes out there, if you put too much wax in your hair it kinda looks really bad). And he was so skinny that his chest was literally inverted. You know how people usually have chests, and they like concave out, well his ones go IN. I don't even ... Yeah, I would totally draw a picture of him and show you, but like I've kinda had enough of that.
ANYWAY, it was pretty cool, and I met some really cool people, and everyone there is so talented (D: so much competition for year 12 HSC!) AND OMGOSH, the people there are so cultured and stuff, and they all have nice clothes, I am so jealous. But yes, On the last night were the exhibitions and the works were amazinggggg.
Some painting
Sculptures duh
more paintings
more paintings !Yeah, anyway, I'm really inspired and totally pumped for my body of work for year 12 :D Not that anyone cares. I'm kinda excited about year 12. I like this whole idea of starting new. I will actually study this time. Partially because I kinda have to. But yeah, have a good holiday and don't fuck your sleeping patterns guys :)
- tonia
