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How to Survive the Cold Weather
Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The temperature is dropping, and I think that it is time to talk about surviving the cold weather !

  1. Wear 100% polypropylene underwear – Or for some of you more ... liberated ones, start by just wearing underwear, regardless of material
  2. LAYER UP! – This is good because you can always remove unnecessary layers if you are warm – don't wear like a singlet and a MASSIVE parka or some snow jacket that you can't move in.
  3. Play board games – they're good for the soul
  4. Keep your feet warm – wear socks! If your feet are warm, then your whole body is more or less warm. If you are stuck on a desert island, and you are only allowed to bring ONE item of clothing, I suggest you bring socks so you can be kept warm. OR as an alternative –footies (footed pyjamas), but I wouldn't recommend them.
  5. Isolate yourself – People = sickness. The reason that people get sick in winter isn't because of the cold, it's because, because its cold, everyone stays indoors, and sicknesses are easily transmitted indoors
  6. Don't stand outside when it's cold – common sense guys!
  7. Stand next to hot people – ditto
  8. Eat – Cold day/Hot day, eating is always good! Just watch your calories though; you don't want to break your bathroom scales. Money doesn't grow on trees!
  9. Do something foolish because then you'll be embarrassed, and then all the blood will rush to your face, and you'll be warm
  10. Take a nice, warm shower- Hooray! Everyone likes showers

If all else fails, fly to the other side of the world where it is not cold.

Krishna Kotecha, please post!

- tonia