I hate mosquitoes
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Man, I swear I like attract mosquitoes. I must be their sex god or something. They just never leave me alone. I find one new mosquito bite a day. I have so many, my body is constantly itching. So much that, I don't even feel an itch anymore. It's like, normal now. I bet if they went away I'd have like itch withdrawal symptoms.
They piss me off so much. I have like 3 on the soles of my feet, and like two on the top of my feet and like, ten on my legs alone. I mean seriously, why does it have to be ME they bite. Why can't they go attack my brother or something (its probably because I'm more attractive ;D)
But yes, I don't like mosquito bites at all, so I went and looked up ways to prevent them :
WAYS TO PREVENT MOSQUITO BITES :
- Stop breathing : They're attracted to carbon dioxide
- Stop showering : They're attracted to the scent of shampoos and soaps and perfumes
- Wear light coloured clothing, or LOSE THE TAN : Mosquitoes are attracted to dark colours
- Eat garlic and lemons and thiamine: Mosquitoes don't like the smell that comes from your pores after eating them or someshit
- Use insect repellent?
Well, I just read that they need the blood to make eggs, which are then like laid and stuff in water. WHICH MAKES COMPLETE SENSE because my room is right next to the bathroom!
- tonia
