Bladders
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
I think I have the smallest bladder in the whole world. I have to pee, like once every hour, and its not like I drink a lot of water, because I seriously don't ! I think I know the reason why I have to go to the toilet so much though. It's because last year, I hated class, and I did all that I could to get some time out of it. So I'd ask if I could go to the toilet virtually every period. And I thought that, since I was going to the toilet, I might as well actually GO to the toilet. So my bladder must have though, 'Oh, she pees so much now, there is all this unnecessary space', and then it shrunk.
But it really sucks now. The other day, I drank like 2L of water for some reason, and we were driving, and I REALLY REALLY had to pee. It was SO bad. I had never felt that terrible ever. And it was JUST MY LUCK that for some reason, every time we neared a light it turned red, and then it was also my luck, that my aunt who was driving got lost, and DROVE UP A FREAKING HIGHWAY!
Speaking of highways, my dad told me the other day, that when he went to Italy when he was a teenager, that there were these massive highways, and Italy was so dodgy, that if people needed to pee, they wouldn't pee on the side of the road, but they'd pee in the middle of the road because people would see them, and they won't get killed or something.
Yeah, sorry that this post was about bladders and peeing. I'm just really really tired.
- tonia
p.s. tonia usually posts about garbage anyway, so don't be surprised
