A kilogram of steak costs more than a kilogram of rice
Monday, March 22, 2010
You are standing outside the TLC, Mr Vasram is shouting ' WHY ARE YOU LATE, YOU ARE SO INSOLENT! HURRY UP', you shoot him a dirty look and find yourself a seat. You don't think properly (obviously because you are so intently remembering facts about ribosomes and mitochondria and endoplasmic reticulum and how their structures match their functions etc) and you place yourself right next to the door.
You sit down and wish everyone luck around you, but secretly you are thinking God, I hope they fail so I can get a higher ranking. In the background you can still hear Mr Vasram shouting to people and calling them insolent. McAuliffe drags himself to the front of the room and starts talking about the test 'You get 5 minutes reading time, blahbla..dronedrone...', You fill in the yellow examination attendance slip and you hand it to the teacher. 'You may now begin reading.'
You open the booklet, and your heart falls. BIODIVERSITY?! OBLIGATE SEEDERS?!(I'd add more things, but I forgot what was in the exam >_>) OH NO! You start stressing out. You look around you and everyone looks calm. Happily nodding at each question because they didn't forget to study like you did.
Actually, tbh the bio exam was pretty okay. It was all just bullshitting. COMPLETE bullshitting. I honestly only really studied for this exam this morning, and I'm pretty sure I got over 50% :) I feel sorry for all those kids who studied super hard, but then nothing that they studied for was actually in the exam. DW THOUGH! Good preparations for yearlies :)
It was pretty much a lengthened version of last years ecology assessment that everyone got so pissed off at. The one where all the smart people got less than 16 and all the stupid people got like 20.
But yes. I think I might start writing my essay now ... =/
- tonia