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Saturday, March 27, 2010

I really hope that none of my cousins ever read this. But they probably won't, because they don't even talk to me. WELL My cousins are tools. Seriously. I don't have many cousins. I have three on my mums side that live in Australia. Two of them are boys, and one of them is a girl. Let's start with the boys. We'll call them Tool 1 and Tool 2.

Tool 1 is like, 19 and he is so weird. He's like 19 right? And you'd imagine that he'd be relatively mature. BUT HE TOTALLY ISN'T! Like seriously, my other cousin, Tool 2 is like 16 and he is the dullest person I have seen. He is such a nerd, and he does like 2 past HSC maths papers every single morning. WTF!? I mean, are there even enough of those things to do two of every morning?

Anyway, back to Tool 1. He is the most immature person I have seen. When we go and eat dinner with their family, Tool 1 is always giggling and stuff, while Tool 2 is sitting at the table looking stoned (thinking about maths). Then when everyone starts to eat, Tool 1 like, starts bumping Tool 2's spoon, sending his food flying across the whole table, and then he starts giggling again. I mean, SERIOUSLY HE IS 19!!

And Tool 2 is like anti-social. I don't think that he's ever spoken a single word to me, EVER. He does not speak. At all. All he does is do maths papers.

But yes, I won't be 100% slack to them. They are actually really tank at sport, and they're actually very talented at music, and they can play like 10 instruments, literally. Their mum is like a music teacher, so they're like Amus in everything. Its insane. But its also annoying. Their mum is ALWAYS bragging about them. She loves her tool sons so much. She's always like,

'Oh yeah, my son can't come tonight because he's getting an award for blahblahblah, and hes helping out at some voluntary thing, and oh yeah, hes at some swimming competition' NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WOMAN! But yeah.

Man, some of my aunts are tools as well. They're so mean to me. I have this one, from Hong Kong, who came over today (:O) and shes so annoying! I remember the last time she came over, she barged into my room, and started FUCKING LOOKING THROUGH ALL MY STUFF. And she was like reading my diary as well, I mean seriously, SHES LIKE 30! Doesn't she have any manners at all? Today she didn't come into my room though. I made sure she didn't come upstairs, as hard as that was.

Oh well, I don't really mind them being tools. Its not like I have to see them all the time. Whenever they come over for dinner, I just hide in my room ...

Damn, they must think I'm a tool.

-tonia

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